Also from the Onion, before somebody else beats me to it!
"IN-DEPTH VIDEO: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Down A Giant Hole?"
Quote: "Nobody is advocating that we stop destroying money. But the American people earned that money, they have the right to determine how the money should be destroyed! ... Let the Free Market decide the most efficient way to destroy this money."
"IN-DEPTH VIDEO: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Down A Giant Hole?"
Quote: "Nobody is advocating that we stop destroying money. But the American people earned that money, they have the right to determine how the money should be destroyed! ... Let the Free Market decide the most efficient way to destroy this money."
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