China say: we are here to help

[skyson]

The spoke person from Chinese/American Friendship Center tells the US citizens who are in the crisis:"Your freedom has been a lie. Liberation is here. WE ARE HERE TO HELP!".

RED DAWN IS COMING!

[cobben]

Re: China say: we are here to help

So, the Chinese plot thickens?

I remember how it was supposed to go - the Chinese all build one meter hight wooden platforms, they all climb up on them and then all jump off at the same time on the signal from the glorious leader chairman Mao. The resulting earthquake creates a tsunami across the Pacific Ocean that washes all of California into the sea. Then the Chinese all remake their wooden platforms into rowboats and the invasion army sets off.

Has anything in the plan been changed?

[skyson]

Re: China say: we are here to help

So, the Chinese plot thickens?

I remember how it was supposed to go - the Chinese all build one meter hight wooden platforms, they all climb up on them and then all jump off at the same time on the signal from the glorious leader chairman Mao. The resulting earthquake creates a tsunami across the Pacific Ocean that washes all of California into the sea. Then the Chinese all remake their wooden platforms into rowboats and the invasion army sets off.

Has anything in the plan been changed?

from multiple independent credible sources, the plan is confirmed to be finalized. however, because the chinese population has doubled from the mao era, so the tsunami could wash the whole US west coast into the midwest region. in addition, the invasion would be carried out with paper boats made of US Federal Reserve notes, because wooden rowboats are too costly...