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I like women..............they are by enlarge smarter than men. They work hard, the plan ahead ......so i try never to upset one, Sadly today i did. I pulled on to the main highway to runs though the town i live...i checked to see nothing was coming.....a few cars in the far distance.
With in a few seconds two car came flying up, an old Merc & far behind a old Fiat Punto. The Merc pass without incerdent then as i came to a set of lights (now on Red) i stopped. The Punto pulled up along side...a female at the wheel.
Now i always liked "Fast Females"....my mate's mum was a biker & i rode pillion with her a few times, she was fast & very good. In 1982 Audi took their Quttro sports car rallying & a French Woman almost won the WRC with it......My 1st real lover (my teacher at school.....long story i tell you one day) drove a BMW & drove it well.....that Woman from Israel i knocked off a few years ago (when her hubby out of town) drove her SLK with gusto...............you get the picture.
So i looked across expecting to find somthing "Hot & cute"....well she looked nice & she was hot but hot with rage. I got a month full of langish that i simply didn't in anyway deserve. I not held up her progress in anyway & frankly i was sat in a 140 mph car, i don't think she could have topped a "ton".
What was her problem?
I try not to slide down the male joke "time of month" PMT etc...........but i do wonder if she made a mistake 10-15 years ago?
As a young attractive female am sure she had many blokes attension.....& am sure that it became a run off contest between two would be "Mr Right's". We call them "Jack" & "John".......Jack is better in bed, John is more stable & has better job prospects..............i fear this dear lady made her choice, she went for DICK rather than driveway.
If she been thinking she would have gone with John & by now driving a Merc SLK V8, she would not have been beaten by almost anything...........but sadly she didn't think driveway!
So the moral of this tale ladies is simple...........if you like fast cars/bikes etc....always pick a "John" not Jack.
Mega
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With in a few seconds two car came flying up, an old Merc & far behind a old Fiat Punto. The Merc pass without incerdent then as i came to a set of lights (now on Red) i stopped. The Punto pulled up along side...a female at the wheel.
Now i always liked "Fast Females"....my mate's mum was a biker & i rode pillion with her a few times, she was fast & very good. In 1982 Audi took their Quttro sports car rallying & a French Woman almost won the WRC with it......My 1st real lover (my teacher at school.....long story i tell you one day) drove a BMW & drove it well.....that Woman from Israel i knocked off a few years ago (when her hubby out of town) drove her SLK with gusto...............you get the picture.
So i looked across expecting to find somthing "Hot & cute"....well she looked nice & she was hot but hot with rage. I got a month full of langish that i simply didn't in anyway deserve. I not held up her progress in anyway & frankly i was sat in a 140 mph car, i don't think she could have topped a "ton".
What was her problem?
I try not to slide down the male joke "time of month" PMT etc...........but i do wonder if she made a mistake 10-15 years ago?
As a young attractive female am sure she had many blokes attension.....& am sure that it became a run off contest between two would be "Mr Right's". We call them "Jack" & "John".......Jack is better in bed, John is more stable & has better job prospects..............i fear this dear lady made her choice, she went for DICK rather than driveway.
If she been thinking she would have gone with John & by now driving a Merc SLK V8, she would not have been beaten by almost anything...........but sadly she didn't think driveway!
So the moral of this tale ladies is simple...........if you like fast cars/bikes etc....always pick a "John" not Jack.
Mega
Ps I hope you find this wsidom useful...