Dad at the Mall

[Sapiens]

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Dad at the Mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.



I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.



My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn't choke on his response,

knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.



'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'



I can't wait until I'm his age.

[aaron]

Re: Dad at the Mall

Great laugh!

[Guest]

Re: Dad at the Mall

Brilliant - the narcissistic proccupation with appearance which teenagers indulge is hilarious. Don't mess with this old man!

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

[ocelotl]

Re: Dad at the Mall

I had heard this in spanish from Jorge Falcón, at least 3 years ago...

As you can see, he also lives on his appearance.



This joke may be on You Tube... Will check, but have these links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9liM...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYQbq...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c5RA...eature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q4sr...eature=channel

cheers.

[Guest]

Re: Dad at the Mall

Ocelotl - I listened in, but I could not catch many of the jokes completely because I can read Spanish much better than I can understand it spoken (it's too fast for my ear until I get more practice.)

[ocelotl]

Re: Dad at the Mall

#4 Estaba un abuelo sentado en la banca del parque y llega un punketo con los pelos parados y pintados de colores y se sienta a lado de el y el viejito se le queda viendo. Entonces el punk le dice "que usted nunca hizo locuras de jove?" y el viejito le contesta: "en mis tiempos era tan aventado que una vez hice el amor con un pavo real... y me preguntaba si tu no seras mi hijo??".

Lo cuenta mejor Jorge Falcon pero no encontre el video :P

From a year old post HERE

[Guest]

Re: Dad at the Mall

"en mis tiempos era tan aventado que una vez hice el amor con un pavo real... y me preguntaba si tu no seras mi hijo??".

OK. Ahora te entiendo, Ocelotl, que tus contestaciónes anterior estaban en contexto directo y preciso. Recuerdo los Punk Rockers originales a partir de sus primera vez, en Londres en 1975 en que era un estudiante allí. Son animales muy interesantes, los pavos reales humanos!