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What's the difference between a bankster and a pidgeon?
A pidgeon can make a deposit on a Maserati.
A pidgeon can make a deposit on a Maserati.
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Jim 69 y/o
"...Texans...the lowest form of white man there is." Robert Duvall, as Al Sieber, in "Geronimo." (see "Location" for examples.)
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Good judgement comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgement. Unknown. -
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Q: What is the Capital of Iceland?
A: £4.50
Letter to bank manager:
Dear Sir,
In view of what seems to be happening internationally with
banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me.
If one of my cheques is returned marked - "Insufficient Funds,"
- is this referring to me or to you?
Yours Faithfully,
etcIt's Economics vs Thermodynamics. Thermodynamics wins. -
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Stock market announcement:
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