just replace "rat" with "inflation"
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/salvfuzz.htm
a snippet
Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well it's got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three, rather a lot really.
Bernanke: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'
Man: Appalling.
Woman: Moan, moan, moan.
I'm still working out what the dead bishop symbolizes in this allegory.
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/salvfuzz.htm
a snippet
Woman: Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart.
Man: Strawberry tart?!
Woman: Well it's got some rat in it.
Man: How much?
Woman: Three, rather a lot really.
Bernanke: ... well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
CAPTION: 'ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER'
Man: Appalling.
Woman: Moan, moan, moan.
I'm still working out what the dead bishop symbolizes in this allegory.