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[Guest]

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This bit of off color humor is from an Australian friend (work colleague) of mine. Of course - who could come up with this but an Australian?

LITTLE TYKE IS A PIGS BEST FRIEND.JPG

[ocelotl]

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From the radio yesterday afternoon. (april 28th, 2009)

¿Saben que dijo México ante la infuenza porcina?
"Mira como tiemblo..."

Do you know what did Mexico say to swine flu?
"look how am I trembling on fear..."

Collected from the net:
Ponen tapaboca a Benito Juárez

[Guest]

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... Ponen tapaboca a Benito Juarez. Pobrecito!

Collected from the net:
Ponen tapaboca a Benito Juárez

[ocelotl]

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... Ponen tapaboca a Benito Juarez. Pobrecito!

Still not finished yet...





Which mask do you prefer?

[Guest]

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The first TAPABOCA solution is good as a "backup", because everyone owns one of those. The second TAPABOCA solution is good for families, because it keeps Mama and Papa close together at all times! The second one is the best solution therefore, for upholding the closely knit structure of the family! :rolleyes:

[don]

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Entrepreneurial Humor

A man owned a small Ranch in Texas.

The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there is the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the Rancher.

[Digidiver]

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[Supercilious]

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[Guest]

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Hey! It's starting to get pretty funny around here! :p

[bart]

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[strittmatter]

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They said a black man would be president "when pigs fly".

100 days in............

swine flu.

[ocelotl]

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This is getting a bit too much...

Seen in Aguascalientes:



for the aftermath:

¿¿¿ Que le dijo el pollito al cerdito ???

¡¡¡Yo no me junto contigo porque eres mala INFLUENZA !!!

What did the chicken say to the piglet?
I won't be your friend because you're a bad INFLUENZA!!!

[Guest]

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OK this is not about swine flu, but what is it about these two guys that makes them look like brothers?

GEORGE WASHINGTON AND BERNARD MADOFF

BERNIE MADOFF AND GEORGE WASHINGTON - TWO PEAS IN A POD.gif

[Supercilious]

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[don]

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OK this is not about swine flu, but what is it about these two guys that makes them look like brothers?

GEORGE WASHINGTON AND BERNARD MADOFF

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One step past marrying a shiksa. The WASP look. ;)