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    Chuck Norris Turns 70



    http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz...-norris70.html



    *Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
    *There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
    *When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
    *When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
    *Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
    *Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
    * Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
    *Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
    *Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    *Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    *Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
    *After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane
    Last edited by flintlock; March 10, 2010, 07:32 PM.
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