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  • Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

    Should be Standing Room Only at this course offered to Corporate and Individual Miscreants and Sociopaths by HLS. Don't take responsibility but obfuscate, obscure and weasel:

    Harvard Law School - How can you avoid disaster when your organization has triggered a crisis that threatens your reputation and your image?

    What specific steps can you take to turn consumer anger into opportunities for gain, whether you are dealing with:

    - customers who are dissatisfied because the product doesn’t work, or because they think you lied about service or cost;

    - concerned interest groups who are blocking a license, rate increase or permit;

    - potential litigants who are seeking to assign liability or sue for damages;

    - the need to develop new media strategies that rely less on image manipulation and more on cooperating with opposing groups?

    In our special, two-day, executive program Dealing With an Angry Public, we share a powerful negotiating technique for managing or avoiding public disputes - and for dealing with the media - that you can apply whether you are attempting to defend controversial decisions or trying to protect your organization from the consequences of an accident or a mistake. Called "mutual gains," this innovative approach offers a set of specific action steps you can take to turn public threats into opportunities for gain. Please accept my personal invitation to attend. - Lawrence E. Susskind Co-Director, MIT-Harvard Public Disputes Program

    Lisa Ross, Director, Corporate Communications, Wyeth Pharmaceuticals
    - Great program. Very relevant to my current role, and I will be able to use some of the strategies right away.
    Just the right touch, an enthusiastic endorsement by an official in the Medical Industry with Wyeth which was assessed $134.5 MILLION in a Boston case:

    http://www.boston.com/business/globe...rmone_lawsuit/


    http://prorev.com/2009/04/harvard-la...ourses-to.html

    Ask about our wildly successful seminar on Crime and Non-punishment, 50% off this week.

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    Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

    Includes, for that essential seminar lighter moment, our hilarious "Perp Walk Competition at the Bohemian Grove". All in fun. Look for someone you know!

    Remember: each executive attending who captains a TARP- assisted corporation will be eligible for our all-platinum wrist ban, that serves as a ready reminder to never ever admit guilt...never.
    Last edited by don; April 11, 2009, 10:18 AM.

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    • #3
      Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

      Bit late to call for cooperation and empathetic compassion. Can we add 'insanely' before 'angry'? They might also want to have a lobby display of the most recent and successful body armor.

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        Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

        Originally posted by vanvaley1 View Post
        They might also want to have a lobby display of the most recent and successful body armor.
        Well, almost the above,

        Pass this item along to all your intelligent friends on Wall Street:

        Wall Street Prison Consultants is a full service prison-consulting firm operated by former Federal Inmate Larry Levine, offering white-collar offenders a survival program to acclimate them on Federal Prison life, and assist them in obtaining an early release by qualifying to enter the Federal Bureau of Prisons 500 hour R.D.A.P program that offers 12-month sentence reductions.

        “My program offers direct one-on-one counseling and guidance,” said Levine, “and my mission is to prevent my clients from being extorted, raped and assaulted once in prison, and provide them the most accurate, up-to-date information, addressing all key issues concerning BOP Policy, pre- and post-custody policy, and what really happens when they go inside.”
        http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsSt...id=76966&cat=1

        Prison Consulting, no doubt, soon to be a Major at our esteemed Universities. Don't forget to sign up for our seminar BUTT PROTECTION IN THE LOCKED CELL.

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          Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

          Originally posted by petertribo View Post
          Well, almost the above,

          Pass this item along to all your intelligent friends on Wall Street:

          http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsSt...id=76966&cat=1

          Prison Consulting, no doubt, soon to be a Major at our esteemed Universities. Don't forget to sign up for our seminar BUTT PROTECTION IN THE LOCKED CELL.
          They should also start a company called Government Prison Consultants. I do hope they will have a lot of clients....

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          • #6
            Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

            Sounds like some Ferengi rule
            turn consumer anger into opportunities for gain
            9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
            http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition

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            • #7
              Re: Harvard Law School: How To Deal With An Angry Public

              Originally posted by petertribo View Post
              Well, almost the above,

              Pass this item along to all your intelligent friends on Wall Street:

              http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsSt...id=76966&cat=1

              Prison Consulting, no doubt, soon to be a Major at our esteemed Universities. Don't forget to sign up for our seminar BUTT PROTECTION IN THE LOCKED CELL.
              I have no friends on wall street...intelligent or otherwise... as I'm for financially drawing and quartering those that participated in deceit and fraud. But barring that... from my experience with prisons (my father was a California correctional officer after he retired from the Navy)...the prison consulting firm would probably have the same success rate as Lehman. You're always on Defcon One in prison... as is your chasity belt.

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