Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

[ricket]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=91103

I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)

Interesting comments from Chuck Norris indeed...

[FRED]

Re: Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=91103



Interesting comments from Chuck Norris indeed...

Any thread quoting a story from worldnetdaily.com gets moved to Rant and Rave.

Any thread that references Glenn Beck's radio show gets moved to Rant and Rave.

What do I do with a thread that references both at the same time?

Guess I move it to I've Lost My Mind Just Now with the video that most closely approximates a future Texas run by Chuck Norris.

[goadam1]

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Maybe that Orlov guy is going to be right.

[ricket]

Re: Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

Guess I move it to I've Lost My Mind Just Now with the video that most closely approximates a future Texas run by Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick."

[goadam1]

Re: Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

Any story quoted from worldnetdaily.com gets moved to Rant and Rave.

Any worldnetdaily.com story that references Glenn Beck's radio show gets moved to Rant and Rave.

What do a thread that references both at the same time?

Guess I move it to I've Lost My Mind Just Now with the video that most closely approximates a future Texas run by Chuck Norris.

How could "idiocracy" not be an itulip favorite.

[GRG55]

Re: Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

Any story quoted from worldnetdaily.com gets moved to Rant and Rave.

Any worldnetdaily.com story that references Glenn Beck's radio show gets moved to Rant and Rave.

What do a thread that references both at the same time?

Guess I move it to I've Lost My Mind Just Now with the video that most closely approximates a future Texas run by Chuck Norris.

Well, EJ did warn that one possible negative outcome of this mess might be the rise of the "strong man takeover" of governments. In a uniquely American way it seems fitting that the end of an era of fictious wealth creation should be marked by the rise of an equally fictitious strong man. :p

[goadam1]

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"Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick."

Laugh now.

[gwynedd1]

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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.p...w&pageId=91103



Interesting comments from Chuck Norris indeed...

Hi ricket,

I don't know if North Dakota has the gumption but they have the means. A new oil boom and 500 ICBMs.

[ricket]

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Laugh now.

That's what she said.

[johnnybill45]

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Glad to see you posted some highlights of one of my Top Ten favorite movies: Idiocracy.

[EricPhan]

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Idiocracy is one of the most underrated movies out there. I laughed while watching it, but in some regards, it's an accurate depiction of certain things today.

[goadam1]

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The funny itulipers are over here. I was hanging out at the buffet post and the serious charters are over at "321...deflation." We need a giant funny thread.

[goadam1]

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If we don't laugh at this crap, we will all turn into manic depressive gold bugs. No offense Mega.

[metalman]

Re: Chuck Norris - "I may run for president of Texas"

The funny itulipers are over here. I was hanging out at the buffet post and the serious charters are over at "321...deflation." We need a giant funny thread.

started a Jokes Thread

but i prefer to mix it in.

[goadam1]

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started a Jokes Thread

but i prefer to mix it in.

I agree. But now I understand that the cool kids hang out at Finster's house.