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    To All My Valued Employees,

    There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of
    this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has
    changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news
    is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job.

    What does threaten your job however, is the changing political
    landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to
    tell you whom to vote for -- it is against the law to discriminate based on
    political affiliation, Race, creed, religion, etc.

    Please vote who you think will serve your Interests the best. However,
    let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what
    is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that
    casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every
    business owner there is a back story.

    This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see
    and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home
    at last years Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury
    conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't
    see is the back story.

    I started this company 12 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300
    square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living space was
    converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a
    company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

    My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent
    went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective
    transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on
    weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was
    married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

    Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a
    modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars
    and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of
    hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling
    through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look
    like it was birthed in the 70's.

    My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I,
    however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with
    a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these
    luxuries my friends supposedly had.

    So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check
    in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button
    For me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all
    to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, sleep, and
    breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no
    weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to me
    like a 1 day old baby.

    You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house,
    the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the
    sacrifices I've made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that
    made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the
    people who didn't.

    The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to
    the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes,
    business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not
    without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and
    employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and
    let me tell you why:

    I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay
    enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use
    taxes. Payroll taxes Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes
    on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess
    what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and
    regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my
    time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for
    quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

    The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the
    guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000
    people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting
    at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?

    Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of
    this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck
    you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts.
    Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which
    is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand;
    to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy Had
    suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess
    what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I
    would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial
    economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut
    in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

    When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't
    defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life,
    do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of
    America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill
    it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the mud of America are
    the essential drivers of the American economic engine.

    Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change
    you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any
    new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and
    simple I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the
    government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future.
    Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down,
    move to another country, and retire.

    You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the
    productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to
    provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

    While tax cuts to 95% of America sounds great on paper, don't forget
    the backstory: If there is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on
    zero dollars is zero. So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who
    understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn't? Whose
    policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know
    who might be the one capable of saving your job. While the media wants to
    tell you "It's the economy Stupid" I'm telling you it isn't.

    If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will
    be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country,
    steamrolled the Constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever.
    If that happens, you can find me in South Caribbean sitting on a beach,
    retired, and with no employees to worry about.

    Signed, Your boss,

  • #2
    Re: A letter from the BOSS

    LOVE it, especially as I was one of those 'bosses' not long ago.

    I MUST redistribute this one!

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    • #3
      Re: A letter from the BOSS

      This is brilliant!

      The business owner probably has also lost his home equity and stock portfolio too. It would be unreasonable for him to put the remainder of his savings into a company being taxed/regulated to death.

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      • #4
        Re: A letter from the BOSS

        Good one! Did you write this or is it making the rounds anonymously?

        Originally posted by Mega View Post
        To All My Valued Employees,

        There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of
        this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has
        changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news
        is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job.

        What does threaten your job however, is the changing political
        landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to
        tell you whom to vote for -- it is against the law to discriminate based on
        political affiliation, Race, creed, religion, etc.

        Please vote who you think will serve your Interests the best. However,
        let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what
        is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that
        casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every
        business owner there is a back story.

        This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see
        and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home
        at last years Christmas party. I'm sure all these flashy icons of luxury
        conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't
        see is the back story.

        I started this company 12 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300
        square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living space was
        converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a
        company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

        My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent
        went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective
        transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on
        weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was
        married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

        Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a
        modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars
        and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of
        hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling
        through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look
        like it was birthed in the 70's.

        My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I,
        however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with
        a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these
        luxuries my friends supposedly had.

        So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check
        in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button
        For me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all
        to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, sleep, and
        breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no
        weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to me
        like a 1 day old baby.

        You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house,
        the Mercedes, the vacations... You never realize the back story and the
        sacrifices I've made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that
        made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the
        people who didn't.

        The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to
        the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes,
        business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not
        without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and
        employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and
        let me tell you why:

        I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay
        enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use
        taxes. Payroll taxes Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes
        on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess
        what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and
        regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my
        time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for
        quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

        The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the
        guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000
        people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting
        at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?

        Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of
        this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck
        you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts.
        Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which
        is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don't understand;
        to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy Had
        suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess
        what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I
        would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial
        economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut
        in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

        When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't
        defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life,
        do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of
        America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill
        it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the mud of America are
        the essential drivers of the American economic engine.

        Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change
        you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any
        new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and
        simple I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the
        government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future.
        Frankly, it isn't my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down,
        move to another country, and retire.

        You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the
        productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to
        provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

        While tax cuts to 95% of America sounds great on paper, don't forget
        the backstory: If there is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on
        zero dollars is zero. So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who
        understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn't? Whose
        policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know
        who might be the one capable of saving your job. While the media wants to
        tell you "It's the economy Stupid" I'm telling you it isn't.

        If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will
        be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country,
        steamrolled the Constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever.
        If that happens, you can find me in South Caribbean sitting on a beach,
        retired, and with no employees to worry about.

        Signed, Your boss,
        Ed.

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        • #5
          Re: A letter from the BOSS

          Originally posted by FRED View Post
          Good one! Did you write this or is it making the rounds anonymously?
          It is making the rounds, but not anonymously.

          Signed, Your boss,

          Michael A. Crowley,
          PE Crowley, Crisp & Associates, Inc.
          Professional Engineers 1
          906 South Main Street, Suite 122
          Wake Forest, NC 27587

          919.562.8860 x22
          919.562.8872 Fax

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          • #6
            Re: A letter from the BOSS

            It is making the rounds by email. I also got it early this morning.
            jim

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            • #7
              Re: A letter from the BOSS

              This supposed boss is a whining asshole, and he seems like a generally despicable person. I hope his business goes under and he ends up penniless.

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              • #8
                Re: A letter from the BOSS

                I think your find he adds more to the Econermy than the single mom with 4 kids!

                Fred:- Did i write it?
                Come on Fred, you know how bloody hopeless i am....BTW What happened to my Gold leter post?
                Mike

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                • #9
                  Re: A letter from the BOSS

                  The same Anti-tax, get government off our back, Libertarian Fundamentalist B.S. that got us to this mess in the 1st Place. Deregulate, cut my taxes, blame it on the people who haven't even taken office yet! Even as the worlds economy crumbles, we haven't learned a damn thing!


                  To my Boss,

                  Boss, I know you don't want to pay taxes to build the roads you ship your products on, or to provide an education for the people who make your business work, or to help those workers you just layed off so you could increase your profit margins, but if you don't pay the taxes I will have to pay your share.

                  You say you had to hire a tax man to do your taxes? I'll bet he found lots of loop-holes for you and saved you some pretty big bucks, like last year when you payed less taxes than I did. I'll even bet he found a way to deduct that campaign contribution to the congressman who put that earmark in for the subsidy you got on your products. I wish I could afford a tax man, but since your taxes have been cut for the last 25 years, I've had to pay more and my real wages have been falling.

                  Gee boss, for 25 years you've been voting for the guys who have been cutting your taxes and deregulating all the companies so they can gamble like there's no tomorrow, and you think the giant spike of people loosing their jobs is the fault of the people who haven't even taken office yet? Wow boss, you must really be smart to figure that out.

                  Yep, I sure did notice your Mercedes and your big Mansion, I guess that tax man isn't doing such a bad job for you after all. I wanted to stop by and say hello one day, but I had to rush my kid to the emergency ward to get checked when she started running a fever. Ever since you decreased the amount you were paying for our health insurance and since my wages have been stagnant for so many years, we just can't afford to carry the insurance any more. I sure do like your Mercedes.

                  I sure would hate to see you close the company down and move to another country. I know that paying the taxes you use to have to pay would make it almost impossible to get that new Lamborgini you've wanted. I also know it would be a real sacrifice for you to leave the country and people who made you all that money and provided you with the opportunity to run your own business so you don't have to help your country when it needs you most. It would make me feel real bad to have to write to my son in Iraq and tell him of the terrible sacrifice you had to make.

                  Well good luck boss, and I hope you never have to do another thing to help your country again.

                  One of your low life employees.

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                  • #10
                    Re: A letter from the BOSS

                    I'm not sure if I like the boss or the employee more - they both whine brilliantly!

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                    • #11
                      Re: A letter from the BOSS

                      I suspect that there are innumerable specific cases and anecdotal situations that would make both letters applicable depending on the circumstance.

                      This bashing folks who believe in liberty is starting to concern me a bit though.
                      What is so hard to understand (or why does it make people upset) if I simply express my preference to be left alone to act as an independent soul and not be constrained/coerced by whatever sort of politically correct group-think happens to be the fad, and which can raise enough money to lobby and ultimately get legislation that reflects these fads and restricts mine and others pursuit of happiness...?

                      I'm not bashing government, but I suppose I must be a radical if I subscribe to Jefferson's "I swear eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man".

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                      • #12
                        Re: A letter from the BOSS

                        Originally posted by we_are_toast View Post
                        The same Anti-tax, get government off our back, Libertarian Fundamentalist B.S. that got us to this mess in the 1st Place. Deregulate, cut my taxes, blame it on the people who haven't even taken office yet! Even as the worlds economy crumbles, we haven't learned a damn thing!


                        To my Boss,

                        Boss, I know you don't want to pay taxes to build the roads you ship your products on, or to provide an education for the people who make your business work, or to help those workers you just layed off so you could increase your profit margins, but if you don't pay the taxes I will have to pay your share.

                        You say you had to hire a tax man to do your taxes? I'll bet he found lots of loop-holes for you and saved you some pretty big bucks, like last year when you payed less taxes than I did. I'll even bet he found a way to deduct that campaign contribution to the congressman who put that earmark in for the subsidy you got on your products. I wish I could afford a tax man, but since your taxes have been cut for the last 25 years, I've had to pay more and my real wages have been falling.

                        Gee boss, for 25 years you've been voting for the guys who have been cutting your taxes and deregulating all the companies so they can gamble like there's no tomorrow, and you think the giant spike of people loosing their jobs is the fault of the people who haven't even taken office yet? Wow boss, you must really be smart to figure that out.

                        Yep, I sure did notice your Mercedes and your big Mansion, I guess that tax man isn't doing such a bad job for you after all. I wanted to stop by and say hello one day, but I had to rush my kid to the emergency ward to get checked when she started running a fever. Ever since you decreased the amount you were paying for our health insurance and since my wages have been stagnant for so many years, we just can't afford to carry the insurance any more. I sure do like your Mercedes.

                        I sure would hate to see you close the company down and move to another country. I know that paying the taxes you use to have to pay would make it almost impossible to get that new Lamborgini you've wanted. I also know it would be a real sacrifice for you to leave the country and people who made you all that money and provided you with the opportunity to run your own business so you don't have to help your country when it needs you most. It would make me feel real bad to have to write to my son in Iraq and tell him of the terrible sacrifice you had to make.

                        Well good luck boss, and I hope you never have to do another thing to help your country again.

                        One of your low life employees.
                        Have to object to the "Four legs good, two legs bad" sentiment expressed in your note. Don't agree with all the BOSS says here (what does he mean by "mud" exactly?) small businesses like the BOSS's pay too many taxes and generally have too much overhead relative to the value they create in the economy. Don't confuse the President of a 14 person company with the president of a 2,000 person company. Apples and oranges. The guy who built the 14 person company is subsidizing the 2,000 person company even more than his employees are.
                        Ed.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A letter from the BOSS

                          A classic "shopkeeper" rant. How long have these been around? 100 years? 200 years? As long as there's been a PB. The classic dilemma of having one's head mooning over being a much junior partner of the "Fortune 500" (with absolute terror just below the surface with what they're capable of doing to that most tenuous partnership) and a very hard working guy from the neck down, with its concomitant paternal demands and disdain for the workforce at large.

                          This classic profile seems to apply to what's left, the technical/engineering strata, with the wholesale destruction of the traditionally self-employed hardware, office supply, etc, shopkeepers.

                          Two comments:

                          One, I think there will be a price to pay politically for the loss of all of those tens of thousands of self-employed businesses that up until lately had been an American fixture for centuries. They served as an outlet for the entrepreneurial 5% in real terms, and as an escapist fantasy for a larger percentage of those working for others. That pressure release valve is for the most part gone.

                          Two, this group, in hard times, has historically been an early supporter of totalitarian solutions to the crisis at hand. Shopkeepers may say something must be done, but will more likely watch from their shop doorway while the police club the demonstrators. What their diminished numbers will mean in that scenario is an open question.

                          (from a long, long line of the above )

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                          • #14
                            Re: A letter from the BOSS

                            Originally posted by brendan View Post
                            This supposed boss is a whining asshole, and he seems like a generally despicable person. I hope his business goes under and he ends up penniless.
                            Maybe. But a properly functioning economy tries to get the most out of everybody -- even the assholes.

                            A society that kicks him and his business to the curb is economically kicking itself in the nuts.

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                            • #15
                              Re: A letter from the BOSS

                              I suspect this is a hoax letter. For one thing, Michael A Crowley started his company in 2000 (Michael A. Crowley, PC); incorporated in 2001 (Crowley & Associates, Inc.); and was partially bought out with the new partner in 2007 (Crowley Crisp & Associates.) Since the letter says the company started 12 years ago, that's a bit suspect.

                              There are more bits that make me suspicious but that's the big one.

                              Kirk

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