Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

[DaveBrown42]

http://www.fool.com/investing/divide...band-unif.aspx

"Pay no attention to my assurances that I knew exactly what the problem was, and how much money it would take to fix it, and that in the end, taxpayers would make money on the deal. In fact," he continued, "forget I just mentioned it again."

[don]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

"Seventy Six trombones led the big parade
With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand ..."

but we got trouble...O, yes, we have trouble...

We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City!

Remember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule!
Oh, we've got trouble.
We're in terrible, terrible trouble.

So Mr. Paulson, Sir
Strike Up The Band!

[BoggleFed]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

Funny. .

[Slimprofits]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

What about us brain dead slobs?

You'll all be given cushy jobs!

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

[Slimprofits]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

In all seriousness, Paulson is like a crack dealer. And he just won't go away.

source: New York Times

Treasury officials said they hoped to invest about $50 billion from the bailout fund into the new loan facility, with the aim of helping companies that issue credit cards, make student loans and finance car purchases.

As envisioned, the Treasury would put up about 5 percent of the money that a company would use for lending and private investors would put up perhaps 20 times that much by buying bonds issued by the new program.

[grizam303]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

Hey, don't bash the monorail idea. It's bound to put us on the map.


I call the big one bitey!

[rzero]

Re: Paulson Calls for Investment in Monorail, Band Uniforms

Part of Paulson's new proposal, "You know those guitars that are like, double guitars?"