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  • Apple Computer Turns Into Apple Crumble

    I dislike Steve Jobs
    I dislike his VERY over priced/Over hyped/Under performing Tat

    His super slim lap top?........I chalange him to put it that mail bag and see how many bits it turns up after its posted.

    He looks like a baddy from a Bond film, about to kill our Hero.................."Goodbye Mr Bond!".....then trys to kill Bond with his Apple Bond killer-mac...........only to discover what a load of underperforming shite it is!

    007 (Sean) pulls out his Nokia/Q partership "Ass-prick-slayer 500" and Blows Jobs and his "Team" away, nay trouble. Then inspects what left, get girl, sez something very curel, but quite funny with a Scotish accent..........then off in the Aston...............To the cheers of Ipod 2 owners everywhere!

    Mega

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    Re: Apple Computer Turns Into Apple Crumble

    Originally posted by Mega View Post
    I dislike Steve Jobs
    I dislike his VERY over priced/Over hyped/Under performing Tat

    His super slim lap top?........I chalange him to put it that mail bag and see how many bits it turns up after its posted.

    He looks like a baddy from a Bond film, about to kill our Hero.................."Goodbye Mr Bond!".....then trys to kill Bond with his Apple Bond killer-mac...........only to discover what a load of underperforming shite it is!

    007 (Sean) pulls out his Nokia/Q partership "Ass-prick-slayer 500" and Blows Jobs and his "Team" away, nay trouble. Then inspects what left, get girl, sez something very curel, but quite funny with a Scotish accent..........then off in the Aston...............To the cheers of Ipod 2 owners everywhere!

    Mega
    that's a 3 pint comment. another pint and you can redesign the uk banking system. and it'll be better than the one ya got.

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      Re: Apple Computer Turns Into Apple Crumble

      Originally posted by metalman View Post
      that's a 3 pint comment. another pint and you can redesign the uk banking system. and it'll be better than the one ya got.
      I'll drink to that! Pints to everyone

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        Re: Apple Computer Turns Into Apple Crumble

        Originally posted by Mega View Post
        I dislike Steve Jobs
        I dislike his VERY over priced/Over hyped/Under performing Tat

        His super slim lap top?........I chalange him to put it that mail bag and see how many bits it turns up after its posted.

        He looks like a baddy from a Bond film, about to kill our Hero.................."Goodbye Mr Bond!".....then trys to kill Bond with his Apple Bond killer-mac...........only to discover what a load of underperforming shite it is!

        007 (Sean) pulls out his Nokia/Q partership "Ass-prick-slayer 500" and Blows Jobs and his "Team" away, nay trouble. Then inspects what left, get girl, sez something very curel, but quite funny with a Scotish accent..........then off in the Aston...............To the cheers of Ipod 2 owners everywhere!

        Mega
        Mike he has a really cool G5

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        • #5
          Re: Apple Computer Turns Into Apple Crumble

          Sorry mega, PC's are for pathetic fart huffers and macs get you laid

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4
          Greg

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