I dislike Steve Jobs
I dislike his VERY over priced/Over hyped/Under performing Tat
His super slim lap top?........I chalange him to put it that mail bag and see how many bits it turns up after its posted.
He looks like a baddy from a Bond film, about to kill our Hero.................."Goodbye Mr Bond!".....then trys to kill Bond with his Apple Bond killer-mac...........only to discover what a load of underperforming shite it is!
007 (Sean) pulls out his Nokia/Q partership "Ass-prick-slayer 500" and Blows Jobs and his "Team" away, nay trouble. Then inspects what left, get girl, sez something very curel, but quite funny with a Scotish accent..........then off in the Aston...............To the cheers of Ipod 2 owners everywhere!
Mega
I dislike his VERY over priced/Over hyped/Under performing Tat
His super slim lap top?........I chalange him to put it that mail bag and see how many bits it turns up after its posted.
He looks like a baddy from a Bond film, about to kill our Hero.................."Goodbye Mr Bond!".....then trys to kill Bond with his Apple Bond killer-mac...........only to discover what a load of underperforming shite it is!
007 (Sean) pulls out his Nokia/Q partership "Ass-prick-slayer 500" and Blows Jobs and his "Team" away, nay trouble. Then inspects what left, get girl, sez something very curel, but quite funny with a Scotish accent..........then off in the Aston...............To the cheers of Ipod 2 owners everywhere!
Mega
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