Re: Bill Gross weighs in on the central question of our time
+1 I'll go along with the spirit of that. And now there is good news and bad news. Good news first: A plane load of central bankers crash landed next to a deserted island. There was no loss of life, and the bankers quickly established a financial/commodity system based upon seashells, crabs, and coconuts. This is not yet public knowledge, but my source assures me that the confidence level is high.
The bad news: A week before rescue a mild storm washed ashore a great surplus of shells, damaged the coconut crop, and drove the crabs to a nearby island. The bankers were highly leveraged and the shock to their derivative structure resulted in a systemic collapse. They are demanding to be bailed out; at the current USD/seashell exchange rate this would require about 3 trillion USD. Apparently this is not a problem, but the Fed cannot decide how to list securitized seashell mortgages on its balance sheet, and so the rescue has been postponed and a news blackout imposed. While the accountants waffle, the bankers' debt is increasing by 6 billion USD per day. There is a rumor that the recent dismissal of a high ranking military leader by Obama resulted from the admiral's suggestion that the island be made ground zero for a nuke test.
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The bad news: A week before rescue a mild storm washed ashore a great surplus of shells, damaged the coconut crop, and drove the crabs to a nearby island. The bankers were highly leveraged and the shock to their derivative structure resulted in a systemic collapse. They are demanding to be bailed out; at the current USD/seashell exchange rate this would require about 3 trillion USD. Apparently this is not a problem, but the Fed cannot decide how to list securitized seashell mortgages on its balance sheet, and so the rescue has been postponed and a news blackout imposed. While the accountants waffle, the bankers' debt is increasing by 6 billion USD per day. There is a rumor that the recent dismissal of a high ranking military leader by Obama resulted from the admiral's suggestion that the island be made ground zero for a nuke test.
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