Been here two months and have adjusted, so to speak . . .
Florida is a do-what-you-please state. Driving on the phone, eating a sandwich, steering with your feet - go for it. Get the Cali car smog tested - fuhgeddaboudit, which is all to the good as everything here has scam potential. (for the 1st time ever I had to get a CC re-issued under another number - already!)
The ubiquitous horn blowing - from wtf to now faint white noise. Has markedly decreased with the release of the snow birds.
Have learned to be especially cautious with drivers that:
wear wraparound welding glasses
look through the steering wheel, not over it (more than packaging is shrinking here)
are in large vehicles with NY or NJ plates
A special note - expect anything from cars festooned with American flags. Why, I don't know - just an observation. Perhaps too much time spent at the VFW.
(A benign form of self-medication - applying horse racing terms to the above. Trifecta, long-shot, daily double . . . it helps)
And then there's the weather channel - we got a taste of offshore Debby in our 5 hour drive back from Tampa. When things are brewing, you tune in . . .
Florida is a do-what-you-please state. Driving on the phone, eating a sandwich, steering with your feet - go for it. Get the Cali car smog tested - fuhgeddaboudit, which is all to the good as everything here has scam potential. (for the 1st time ever I had to get a CC re-issued under another number - already!)
The ubiquitous horn blowing - from wtf to now faint white noise. Has markedly decreased with the release of the snow birds.
Have learned to be especially cautious with drivers that:
wear wraparound welding glasses
look through the steering wheel, not over it (more than packaging is shrinking here)
are in large vehicles with NY or NJ plates
A special note - expect anything from cars festooned with American flags. Why, I don't know - just an observation. Perhaps too much time spent at the VFW.
(A benign form of self-medication - applying horse racing terms to the above. Trifecta, long-shot, daily double . . . it helps)
And then there's the weather channel - we got a taste of offshore Debby in our 5 hour drive back from Tampa. When things are brewing, you tune in . . .
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