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    For the Executive With Everything, a $230,000 Dog to Protect It



    By JOHN TIERNEY

    MINNEAPOLIS — Don’t call her a guard dog.

    When she costs $230,000, as Julia did, the preferred title is “executive protection dog.” This 3-year-old German shepherd, who commutes by private jet between a Minnesota estate and a home in Arizona, belongs to a canine caste that combines exalted pedigree, child-friendly cuddliness and arm-lacerating ferocity.

    Julia and her ilk have some of the same tracking and fighting skills as the dogs used in elite military units like Navy Seal Team 6.

    In fact, Julia was sold by a trainer, Harrison Prather, who used to supply dogs to Seal Team 6 and the British special forces. But then Mr. Prather switched to a more lucrative market.

    “Either rich people discovered me or I discovered them — I can’t remember which happened first,” said Mr. Prather, the president of Harrison K-9 Security Services in Aiken, S.C.

    He and others in the high-end dog training business say prices have shot up thanks to the growing number of wealthy people around the world who like the security — and status — provided by a dog with the right credentials. Moguls and celebrities now routinely pay $40,000 to $60,000 for a well-bred German shepherd that is certified as an expert in the sport of Schutzhund, which means “protection dog.”

    “It’s a lot of money,” he said matter-of-factly. “It’s the speed, the smartness, the quickness — and you would not believe the roughness that she has inside. She’s like a little pit bull when she bites. She has that model face, and then opens the gums up and lets you have it.”

    Mr. Johnson said he got his first protection dog after receiving personal threats while he was running the Northland Group, a debt-collection company in Minnesota that he founded and eventually sold three years ago. Now he has six protection dogs, all German shepherds, and normally takes a couple in his car whenever he goes out.

    “It’s for both security and companionship,” he said as Julia nuzzled his leg, looking like a gentle enough companion. But when an intruder emerged near the tennis court of his estate, all it took was one command, “Packen!” (the bite command from the German word for “seize”), to send Julia racing across the lawn.

    She sunk her teeth into the intruder’s arm, which was encased in padding for a demonstration, and hung on even as he lifted her off the ground in a vain attempt to shake free of her. She let go only upon being commanded and then stood guard over her new prisoner, barking and threatening to bite again whenever he made a move to escape, which he wisely did not try.

    Julia’s was a controlled ferocity, which trainers distinguish from the anger manifested by ordinary dogs. When two dogs try to intimidate each other, they stiffen, growl, bare their teeth and stare intently. Protection dogs are trained to continue looking around and protecting their owners, not establish their own dominance.

    And, when commanded, they are supposed to switch instantly from attack mode to pet mode.

    At her new home in Minnesota, Julia has a part-time trainer, Jeremy Norton, who also works as a firefighter in Minneapolis. Mr. Norton agreed that Julia was a special dog, but he smiled a bit uncomfortably when asked to explain the $230,000 price.

    “It’s in the eye of the beholder,” he said. “That’s as politic an answer as I can muster. I mean, Julia’s nice, but that’s half my house. There’s no way to wrap your head around that.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/12/us...ef=todayspaper

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    Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

    $230,000 is half his house. Firefighter in Minneapolis. Sorry Don.

    To the article, Let's hope we never read of one of these dogs betraying it's training.

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    • #3
      Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

      I did catch that as well. I thought it further enriched the piece.

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      • #4
        Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

        One shell with 9 .33 balls in it. . .Cost? $1. . .Unhinged, these people be.

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          Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

          Originally posted by KGW View Post
          One shell with 9 .33 balls in it. . .Cost? $1. . .Unhinged, these people be.

          That's what I was thinking. Talk about giving a false sense of security.

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            Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

            Even cheaper peanut butter inside of a ball of hamburger laced with a couple of sleeping pills.

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            • #7
              Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

              Originally posted by jtabeb
              Even cheaper peanut butter inside of a ball of hamburger laced with a couple of sleeping pills.
              To be fair - even a normal $1000 security dog is trained not to eat anything unless hand fed by acceptable individuals.

              The entire affair seems more in line with the $1.2 million iPad 2 rather than any real security: a fancy toy for demonstrating your status rather than utilitarian value.

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                Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                Originally posted by c1ue View Post
                To be fair - even a normal $1000 security dog is trained not to eat anything unless hand fed by acceptable individuals.

                The entire affair seems more in line with the $1.2 million iPad 2 rather than any real security: a fancy toy for demonstrating your status rather than utilitarian value.
                There are different kinds of criminals. Good dogs work pretty well for common burglars, vandals, prowlers; petty criminals of many sorts. A little family mutt that barks like crazy to alert the family and neighbors provides most of the value you'll every really get from a champion shutzhund (unless you actually think you'll need to be doing scent tracking, sheep herding, or personal combat with an intruder with the help of Rin-Tin-Tin).

                A determined professional criminal who plans around guard dogs and alarms can't really be stopped; you'll loose those Picasso's if the pros decide to take yours.

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                  Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                  Originally posted by cjppjc View Post
                  $230,000 is half his house. Firefighter in Minneapolis. Sorry Don.

                  To the article, Let's hope we never read of one of these dogs betraying it's training.
                  Haha, glad it didn't have to be me. But to be fair, he's not just a firefighter, he's also a part time dog-trainer. So it's pretty easy to see how he could live in $460,000 house.

                  I can just imagine living with this dog: "Hey honey, did you finish packin' the suitcase? Honey? Oh no, not again"

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                    Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                    Originally posted by thriftyandboringinohio View Post
                    There are different kinds of criminals. Good dogs work pretty well for common burglars, vandals, prowlers; petty criminals of many sorts. A little family mutt that barks like crazy to alert the family and neighbors provides most of the value you'll every really get from a champion shutzhund (unless you actually think you'll need to be doing scent tracking, sheep herding, or personal combat with an intruder with the help of Rin-Tin-Tin).

                    A determined professional criminal who plans around guard dogs and alarms can't really be stopped; you'll loose those Picasso's if the pros decide to take yours.
                    Lacking any Picasso's, I guess I'll stick to my boxer mix and a shotgun. Seems more defensible in court also.

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                      Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                      Originally posted by DSpencer View Post
                      Haha, glad it didn't have to be me. But to be fair, he's not just a firefighter, he's also a part time dog-trainer. So it's pretty easy to see how he could live in $460,000 house.

                      I can just imagine living with this dog: "Hey honey, did you finish packin' the suitcase? Honey? Oh no, not again"
                      A man of his time. Firefighters often have 2nd jobs due to their work schedules. A good choice for a fictionalized look into today's austerity contradictions.

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                        Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                        Firefighter is actually trainer. Owner is one John Johnson(sic?), who made his pile from the sale of Northland Corp., a debt-collection agency.
                        Only decent outcome is 1) dog humanely offed 2) Johnson slowly and unhumanely same 3) Johnson's ugly McMansion razed.

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                        • #13
                          Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                          Yeah, I remember years ago when I managed a raft rental store. We got broken into almost weekly. I suggested a junkyard dog but the lawyers nixed that. They would literally bust through the concrete block walls to get in, alarm blaring the whole time. Police were nowhere to be found. We finally took to leaving a note saying "come on in" because they were doing more damage to the building than they were stealing.

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                          • #14
                            Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                            Did anyone consider Mr. Firefighter might actually be married to a rich chick? Yuppies aren't the only ones who know how to marry well.

                            Like Don said, many firefighters have successful side businesses. Sorry, but it sounds almost as if some people are saying, " How dare a mere firefighter have a nice house!"

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                            • #15
                              Re: 2% Stimulation, 98% Hair of the Dog

                              Doesn't surprise me in the least. All the firefighters I see drive huge suv's for pulling their trailers and boats, etc. Substantial income, with diamond benefits.

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