Another government cover-up/conspiracy

[Master Shake]

Early Wednesday morning a strong storm passed through a northeast Baltimore neighborhood, tearing the roofs off houses and knocking out power. Agents of the NWS touring the area yesterday declared that a tornado had most likely caused the damage. However, many people in the area described the noise as that of a "large freight train." No one reported seeing the alleged tornado.

Conclusion: The government is covering up the existence of a pan-dimensional freight train experiment that had gone awry. I am working on exposing this cover-up. Working title for my investigation: Loose Train.

[sunskyfan]

Re: Another government cover-up/conspiracy

Does this pan-dimensional freight train leave a plume or contrail in one of our dimensions?

[Master Shake]

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Does this pan-dimensional freight train leave a plume or contrail in one of our dimensions?

A plume of pure nano-thermite.

[shiny!]

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Probably a microburst. Had one roar through my mobile home park a few years ago. We were acually in the epicenter of it and it sat over us for half an hour. It was like a hurricane. At one point we heard a "freight train" whistling past our house. The damage in our park and the surrounding area was mind blowing.

Although your conclusion will make much better reading.

[ThePythonicCow]

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Probably a microburst. Had one roar through my mobile home park a few years ago. We were acually in the epicenter of it and it sat over us for half an hour.

I hope your home didn't get destroyed.

[ThePythonicCow]

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Conclusion: The government is covering up the existence of a pan-dimensional freight train experiment that had gone awry.

I can't reveal the source, but I have inside knowledge that this was caused by an energy beam generated by HAARP.

[Master Shake]

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I can't reveal the source, but I have inside knowledge that this was caused by an energy beam generated by HAARP.

Eyewitnesses (earwitnesses?) heard a freight train, not an energy beam.

[ThePythonicCow]

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Eyewitnesses (earwitnesses?) heard a freight train, not an energy beam.

Could I have the names of those witnesses?

I'm sure after a little chat with some of my our federal agents, they will no longer suffer from erroneous recollections.

[makimanos]

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I can't reveal the source, but I have inside knowledge that this was caused by an energy beam generated by HAARP.

I agree. HAARP can produce also earthquaqes.

[thriftyandboringinohio]

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I believe the desructive wind was downdrafts from Bernanke's enourmous fleet of QE 2 money-dropping helicopters.
It's glaringly obvious that a straight flight path between the New York Fed and the US Treasury goes right over Baltimore.
Duh.

[jneal3]

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Eyewitnesses (earwitnesses?) heard a freight train, not an energy beam.

Can't be a government conspiracy - no one would have heard anything.

Use of Hush-A-Boom technology would have eliminated any noise. Don't be naive.

[makimanos]

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Can't be a government conspiracy - no one would have heard anything.

Programs like HAARP are closed ends.

[shiny!]

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I hope your home didn't get destroyed.

No, we were lucky. It only wrecked the shade structure over my garden. Uprooted and snapped 4x4s like they were matchsticks. But it uprooted 60-year old mulberry trees, a huge saguaro cactus (it fell on my neighbor's car), and damaged about 1/4 of the roofs, carports and sheds in my mobile home park.

The next microburst that came 6 weeks later was very brief but personally more damaging. It pulled the supports for our metal carport right out of the concrete and peeled the carport itself back like the lid on a sardine can. It ended up resting on our roof and under my neighbor's carport, 40 feet away.

For anybody not familiar with microbursts, there's nothing micro about them. They can be up to 5 miles across. They're like inverted tornadoes, a column of air that punches down from the sky like a fist, causing violent updrafts in response. Most out here are "dry" and come without warning. A few are "wet" and come in thunderstorms that also cause flooding- like mini hurricanes. We got the wet kind that summer.

Apparently we're located in a geographic niche where microbursts love to form. Lucky us.

[snakela]

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No, its true! Its a conspiracy between the government, the aliens and bigfoot. I heard it on coast to coast AM.

[ThePythonicCow]

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a column of air that punches down from the sky like a fist

Do you mean like a big foot (grin)?