The Dem-o-crats are getting K I L L E D !

[Mega]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ash-looms.html

You climbed into bed with Wall St. WTF did you expect "Barry"?
I wouldn't be shocked in "Barry" threw his hand in & left Joe B to take over.

Mike

[thriftyandboringinohio]

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Yes, it will be a bloodbath for democrats today. They'll give back the dramatic gains of the last two elections and perhaps more.
But Barry won't resign and shouldn't; respect for the office and all that.
We directly elect our chief executive, somewhat different than the european parlimentary systems.

[goadam1]

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Don't blame me, I voted for kodos!


Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're
nothing but hideous space reptiles. [unmasks them]
[audience gasps in terror]
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about
it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[murmurs]
Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

[don]

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Tomorrow is election day and every shill on Crapvision spit out their front running plays picks in anticipation of a Tea Bag blowout. Steve Lies-man continues to tell us what to think and Michelle Cabruso-Cabrera passed the Heat Map profile check today with ringmaster Bob.

For the life of me I have no idea why it would matter who is in Clowngress because they all would f**k up a free lunch table. I vote for change and I end up with a couple of dimes in my pocket. I guess we need some new tea people. Then the minute the election is over Tuesday, the media gets to tell us who to vote for in the next Presidential Election which is two years away. Just as economic cycles run their full course in a couple of hours, so do political cycles.

All that matters to me is whether someone will have the guts enough to stop the looting the Fed and Treasury have been engaging in for decades and lock up the people up who are responsible for the financial mess we are in. Unfortunately the word complicit comes to mind way too often so we are stuck with Bennie Ramjet.

I know I vowed not to get political but I thought I would show you a few of the write in candidates I am thinking of voting for tomorrow. I think they could win and I put a lot of thought into this.

Pee Wee Herman. Has a nice sound to right? Representative Pee Wee. “I’m trying to use the phone!” I can imagine during a debate on CSPAN we hear in the background, “Paging Mr. Herman. Paging Mr. Herman.” I like this one.

I would vote for Pat Paulsen the dead pan comic who actually got some votes for President when he ran as a joke a few decades ago. He died, though.

What about Leon Spinks? I think he is looking for a job and maybe he could get dental insurance added on to the 20,000 page health care bill that no one is benefiting from. Plus he is handsome.

Speaking of handsome, look at the size of this guys noggin. Could you imagine getting stuck sitting behind him at a play or game you shelled out a hundred fifty bucks for? How could anyone fawn over someone with one name and a head the size of Saturn. But there is a huge plus here. If you write him in you only have to put one word in there. Fabio. Others could be Sting, Bono or Shreck.

I guess if I am in a hurry this one might work.

I have Barney Rubble in here becasue he is my favorite actor. He never gets old either and if they never impose term limits, this guy could be working for thousands of years. Plus his wife is hot. Senator Rubble fits also. Right?

Lastly I put Ned Riley in here becasue he is fiscally responsible. I admire the fact that he is still averaging down on his QQQ counter trend rally trade recommendation from the year 2000. He never quits on it and we need people in Clowngress like that. Keep doing the same thing over and over again even if it doesn’t work. Plus he has a great accent and no one will ever fire him. He never ages and his hair is always the same.

So there you go. Some of these lucky people will get my vote for change tomorrow. Until someone confronts the Federal Reserve and stops them from becoming the most powerful unelected blob controlling the world, I will continue to seek out the best write in candidates I can for you.

Crapvision better get the countdown clock started. I’m excited. A lot.


http://takemystockplease.com/?p=86

[goadam1]

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lol. Sometimes I think the goal has been to dispirit half the population and rile up the other half to absurd extremes.

mission accomplished!

[don]

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lol. Sometimes I think the goal has been to dispirit half the population and rile up the other half to absurd extremes.

mission accomplished!

Terminal Depression or Laughing to Death

[don]

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My wife's comment- he voted for the incumbent...

(a Florida ballot for governor)

[goadam1]

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Terminal Depression or Laughing to Death

laughing is more fun. I need to get back to laughing at this crap.

[bpr]

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My wife's comment- he voted for the incumbent...

(a Florida ballot for governor)

Unfortunately, Satan threw in the towel after the last election.

http://votesatan.com/

[cjppjc]

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Grayson out in Fla.

[neoken]

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Republicans taking the house just means thems the perfect foil for Obama's reelection effort in 2 years.

[ThePythonicCow]

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... the perfect foil for Obama's reelection effort in 2 years.

I predict that Obama won't last that long.

[neoken]

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I predict that Obama won't last that long.

Entirely possible, predicting the future is a pretty futile endevour. It won't stop us from trying though...and it beats being stuck in the past.

[flintlock]

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I predict that Obama won't last that long.

Really? You think he'll throw in the towel or what?

[ThePythonicCow]

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Really? You think he'll throw in the towel or what?

I'm betting better than even odds on breaking scandals leading to impeachment or resignation. Democrat leadership will turn on him, and the Republicans will be happy to pile on and take credit as well. There is much unknown about that man. Some of what is unknown (to the general public) will be too damaging for him, or anyone, to survive.

If that take-down effort fails, leaving Obama still in office, Hillary will succeed in wrestling the nomination from Obama in the next election. I doubt it will get that far.

(Beware -- my political crystal ball is even less reliable than my economic one.)