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    Allow me a little de-construction....

    In Afghanistan, Obama Presses Karzai to Fight Corruption

    By HELENE COOPER 2:54 PM ET

    President Obama pressed hopelessly corrupt President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan to crack down on corruption, while strengthening the judicial system and promoting good governance :rolleyes:, and he invited him to Washington to show him how it's done right.

    or is that righteously?

    http://www.nytimes.com/

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    In other news, the estate of Michael Jackson is opening in his name a school for modesty, and Madonna is opening a school for chastity.
    Most folks are good; a few aren't.

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      Originally posted by ThePythonicCow View Post
      In other news, the estate of Michael Jackson is opening in his name a school for modesty, and Madonna is opening a school for chastity.
      and former President Clinton is opening a school for hiding the salami.

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        I heard the Greenspan School of Magic, Wizardry, Perpetual Motion, and Revisionist History is opening in conjunction with the Bernake School of Green Shoots Botany.

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          Originally posted by don View Post
          Allow me a little de-construction....

          In Afghanistan, Obama Presses Karzai to Fight Corruption

          By HELENE COOPER 2:54 PM ET

          President Obama pressed hopelessly corrupt President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan to crack down on corruption, while strengthening the judicial system and promoting good governance :rolleyes:, and he invited him to Washington to show him how it's done right...
          If the solution to too much debt is more debt, and the solution to end the war is to add more troops, then there's probably some D.C. logic that the solution to too much corruption is more corruption...

          [Hey, it worked to save the banks didn't it...:rolleyes:]

          Originally posted by don View Post
          or is that righteously? ...
          Can he still do that? Since he dumped Jeremiah Wright as his "spiritual advisor" all he has is Rahm and Bo the Portuguese water dog to depend on for that sort of thing...

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