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    My Noble prize.
    Do you remember that classic film “Trading Places” made in the early 80’s? One of the two brothers decides that he wants to try for a Noble science award by lifting a “Street thief” and sinking one of his brokers.

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    Re: My Noble prize.

    Thinking along the same lines, however my plan is:-
    3 Groups of people:-
    Low income (Trailer trash)
    Middle Income (Soccer Mum/Dad)
    High Income (Porsche driver)

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    • #3
      Re: My Noble prize.

      All of these groups are heavily addicted to credit, Plastic, Mega loans on the house etc. Now here comes the science bit, “we” induce a recession that kills off their credit flow.
      The object of the study is to see which group fairs best under these trying conditions………….and which one puts his wife on the street to earn “Over time”.
      Your thoughts Gents ( BTW am Drunk after Man U get beaten in the Cup match today Cheers
      Mike

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      • #4
        Re: My Noble prize.

        Originally posted by Mega View Post
        Thinking along the same lines, however my plan is:-:p:p
        :p:p
        3 Groups of people:-:p:p
        :p:p
        Low income (Trailer trash):p:p
        Middle Income (Soccer Mum/Dad):p:p
        High Income (Porsche driver):p:p
        :p:p
        The low income folks will remain low income, less a kidney, an eye, some bone marrow, and a lobe of their liver.

        The formerly middle income folks will struggle to maintain an appearance of middle income, ultimately surrendering to their fate living in the trailer park with the low income folks working for minimum wage working for the local Organs R' Us Franchise....one or two will stay above water if they had enough capital to buy an Organs R' US Franchise.

        The formerly high income folks are still high income, in fact their ROI has improved as they sold out of Real Estate and the Dow before the downward spiral, using their precious metals hoard to fund the startup Organs R' Us Incorporated. Instead of Porsches, they now drive bulletproof Maybachs with an UpArmoured Humvee close protection security detail.


        The good news is that the human organ exports will go some way to offset the rubber dogsh!t imports from China.

        So basically the same old, same old.....just more of it.

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        • #5
          Re: My Noble prize.

          Not so sure, May be Low Income will go to Law, get big pay off because they were "Mis-Sold". Middle income will pay for it, High income will own the Law firm!
          Mike

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