Its Official- Britain is gone

[thunderdownunder]

Ok Its a Mega post but funny just the same.
Take it from me an Aussie knows when the party is out of booze, food, and the chance for a good shag and thus heads back home to live another day.

http://www.news.com.au/business/stor...86-462,00.html

only 14,000 left to finish their beers in all of England ;)
Merv King is gunna freak at the tax loss

[D-Mack]

Re: Its Official- Britain is gone

But they are limiting it down under

Racing fans "limited" to 24 beers a day



MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Adult fans at one of Australia's most popular motor sport races, the Bathurst 1000, will be limited to one "slab" of beer a day -- or 24 375 ml cans -- as police focus on reducing alcohol-related crime.
The 24-can rule would also be placed on mixed drinks for the V8 car race starting Thursday which draws thousands to the rural town of Bathurst in eastern New South Wales state, the NSW police said Tuesday.
But more restrained spectators would be able to slake their thirst, if not their craving for alcohol, with up to 36 cans of low or mid-strength beer.
Wine lovers must make do with no more than four liters of cask wine per day and combinations of the options would not be allowed, the police statement said.


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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews

[GRG55]

Re: Its Official- Britain is gone

...and combinations of the options would not be allowed, the police statement said.

I guess Down Under the men drink beer and the women wine, and the two don't mix?

[which probably explains all those sheep...]

[thunderdownunder]

Re: Its Official- Britain is gone

I guess Down Under the men drink beer and the women wine, and the two don't mix?

[which probably explains all those sheep...]

Incorrect - Down Under the men drink beer and the women whine, and the two don't mix?

The Sheep thing is a new Zealand perversion of the same truth.