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  • #31
    Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

    it was the beer summit that won him the prize.

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    • #32
      Re: obama wins heisman trophy

      The real joke on us is that he will also receive the Nobell prize for economics.:eek:

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      • #33
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        I miss Emily Litella (aka Gilda Radner) from Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, I think her skit would have been like this ...




        What's all this fuss about President Obama getting the Nobel Appeasement Prize? I say thank God our president got it. When your nation is in debt up to its' collective eyeballs to foreigners, it pays to be humble. Besides everybody knows our only out to this financial crisis is to devalue our money like a banana republic. You gotta be one smooth operator to convince the big boys they won't be left holding the bag on your crappy currency...

        (Now Jane Curtin would interrupt Emily to correctly state that it is the Nobel Peace Prize, not the Appeasement Prize. Emily would then stare into the camera and say "Never mind".)

        Appeasement: to buy off (an aggressor) by concessions usually at the sacrifice of principles.

        To see Emily: http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturd...co-626125.html
        Last edited by orion; October 09, 2009, 04:21 PM. Reason: spelling
        "The issue ... which will have to be fought sooner or later is the People versus the Banks." Acton

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        • #34
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          Originally posted by goadam1 View Post
          obama = tiger woods. That seems like the soft racism of marketing expectations.

          Therefor I nominate Morgan Freeman for the Nobel Prize
          Morgan Freeman lives about 80 miles from me near my old family home.

          I know Morgan Freeman, he's an aquaintance of mine, and Obama is no Morgan Freeman. :p

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          • #35
            Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

            Originally posted by c1ue View Post
            I think at least 3 of those points are a case of the pot calling the kettle...singed:

            use of torture as a state policy - still no resolution from that campaign promise

            denial of scientific fact - cap and trade

            ham-handed, simple-minded misuse of power - remove the simple-minded. Financial crap and Afghanistan
            You are attributing a post to me that I don't believe is one of mine...

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            • #36
              Re: obama wins heisman trophy

              Originally posted by JimJinNJ View Post
              The real joke on us is that he will also receive the Nobell prize for economics.:eek:
              They better hurry and give it to him then before his recent economic policy actions take effect and cause the complete and utter destruction of the US financial system as we know it.

              Has he won anything from Ripley's Believe It or Not? That would be more fitting.
              "...the western financial system has already failed. The failure has just not yet been realized, while the system remains confident that it is still alive." Jesse

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              • #37
                Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

                I think Obama deserves a prize for handling it so well..

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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by sunskyfan View Post
                  You all can't blame Obama for the rest of the world being idiots. Some perspective. One in three Presidents have had a serious assassination attempt. One in four have been injured or killed. The gigantic balls to be the first black American president in this country is impressive on its own let alone choosing to follow the thunderous policy idiot Bush. How many of you have cojones like that?

                  I get the weirdness of it but congratulations President Obama.
                  Thanks for clarifying the selection criteria. So he won because he has big balls and because Bush was a bad President? Yeah, now it makes sense.
                  "...the western financial system has already failed. The failure has just not yet been realized, while the system remains confident that it is still alive." Jesse

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                  • #39
                    Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

                    Originally posted by jk View Post
                    it was the beer summit that won him the prize.
                    Then I deserved it wayyyy more.
                    "...the western financial system has already failed. The failure has just not yet been realized, while the system remains confident that it is still alive." Jesse

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                    • #40
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                      Originally posted by jneal3 View Post
                      just one more and then I REALLY need to get back to work, Tiger's 'marketing expectations' were based on future performance expectations, sort of in spite of his race. Most golf fans think of him as 'basically white' anyway.
                      oh, come on. You thought of Tiger because he is a biracial man who broke a glass ceiling. It's okay. I don't think you are racist.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

                        Originally posted by jk View Post
                        it was the beer summit that won him the prize.
                        Beer Summit!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Obama gets the Nobel prize

                          Originally posted by blazespinnaker View Post
                          I think Obama deserves a prize for handling it so well..
                          You are right. It's crazy Oslo to make fun of. But the cult of obama is silly.

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                          • #43
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                            Originally posted by goadam1 View Post
                            You can't get on Obama for a War that hasn't happened yet. Plus, war with Iran will be determined by a failure for the economy to pick up or unemployment to go down. It will be a War to defend the dollar because bailout 3 and 4 aren't affordable at these dollar prices. Obama will have very little to decide, he will be led.
                            How would we pay for this? I'm not saying I don't agree, but if we tried this, would the world really keep funding all of our debt? After all, we don't have any money of our own.

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                            • #44
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                              Originally posted by lsa420 View Post
                              How would we pay for this? I'm not saying I don't agree, but if we tried this, would the world really keep funding all of our debt? After all, we don't have any money of our own.
                              Or you can talk about war and keep allies nervous and aligned. As far as paying for it. Come on there is plenty of money around for a war.

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                              • #45
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                                Originally posted by goadam1 View Post
                                Or you can talk about war and keep allies nervous and aligned. As far as paying for it. Come on there is plenty of money around for a war.
                                In that case Ka-Poom holds up really well...

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