Mitsubishi offers free goat with ute

[NerdyBoy99]

MITSUBISHI Motors in New Zealand is offering a free goat with every Triton ute sold before August in a novel effort at correcting the economy.

Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will integrate directly into existing farm operations''.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

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Re: Mitsubishi offers free goat with ute

MITSUBISHI Motors in New Zealand is offering a free goat with every Triton ute sold before August in a novel effort at correcting the economy.

Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will integrate directly into existing farm operations''.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html

A tourist stops for beer at a New Zealand bar in sheep country. The place is full of herders, who are all checking out the stranger.

After getting the new comer his drink, the barman asks the man what does he do for a living.

"I'm a taxi-dermist", he replies.

"Well, you won't find any taxis hereabouts", answers the barman.

"No, no," says the stranger, "I mount animals".

The barman's face lights up, and addressing his patrons at large, he shouts, "Don't worry lads, he's one of us!"