Home Sales Dropping
September 20, 2006 (The Onion)
For the third straight month, sales on preexisting homes dropped, leading realtors to call it a "buyer's market." Here are some strategies sellers are using to entice buyers:
AntiSpin: This is parody, but we hit up a couple of local open houses last weekend and saw some of these ploys actually used. As the housing bubble continues to deflate, what other helpful hints do iTulip readers have for home sellers?
September 20, 2006 (The Onion)
For the third straight month, sales on preexisting homes dropped, leading realtors to call it a "buyer's market." Here are some strategies sellers are using to entice buyers:
- Dropping price by 50 bucks
- Carrying around wad of money; acting like owning this house got them that money
- Pointing out dishwasher several times
- Explaining to potential buyers how fulfilling it is to make mortgage payment on time
- Telling long, touching story about how grandmother needs $312,500 for kidney operation
- Letting third blouse button go
- Drowning out sound of noisy furnace with soulful vocals of Michael McDonald
- Reassuring buyers that people purchase things they can't afford all the time
AntiSpin: This is parody, but we hit up a couple of local open houses last weekend and saw some of these ploys actually used. As the housing bubble continues to deflate, what other helpful hints do iTulip readers have for home sellers?
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