Pfizer has done such a good job creating healthy cows here in the US that they've just announced they're going to be closing up shop. Seems the Surgeon General once again was full of crap and apparently fast food, sugar water, hormones, pollution, being overweight, smoking and stress are all very healthy things to be doing to yourself. With this said Pfizer realizes the jig is up and will be cashing out whatever assets are left this afternoon.
Richard Baggard, an officer for Pfizer stated as he was boxing up his personnal belongings from his desk, "Pfizer always looked after the sick and the unfortunate, we've done such a good job of this that we're going out of business. Everyone is healthy and will be living to be 150 thanks to Pfizer."
Apparently everyone has been wrong about Pirate Capitalism as well and it really does look out for the betterment of society. Certainly this chart says everything.

Hopefully everyone believes this and is kind enough to sell me their shares at about $23.00 before I start to hype the crap out of this POS stock. 4.9% Dividend yields are hard to come by. Thanks.
Richard Baggard, an officer for Pfizer stated as he was boxing up his personnal belongings from his desk, "Pfizer always looked after the sick and the unfortunate, we've done such a good job of this that we're going out of business. Everyone is healthy and will be living to be 150 thanks to Pfizer."
Apparently everyone has been wrong about Pirate Capitalism as well and it really does look out for the betterment of society. Certainly this chart says everything.

Hopefully everyone believes this and is kind enough to sell me their shares at about $23.00 before I start to hype the crap out of this POS stock. 4.9% Dividend yields are hard to come by. Thanks.
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