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  • Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

    NEW! Build a Fortress of Protection Around Your Wealth...

    The Triple-Edged HOUSING HEDGE of 2007-2011

    Let me give you three very simple, solid layers of wealth protection against a whole new wave of falling property prices and Wall Street washouts ahead... All three are included FREE as part of the private "Financial Survival Toolkit" I'd like to rush you immediately -- in fact, and I'll even "pay" you up to $190, just for looking it over...

    Dear Friend, (yecchh! Here comes the three mile long marketing pitch :rolleyes: )

    A tidal wave of hurt is heading for your money.

    Not just toward the equity you have in your house. But everything you have invested, saved, or otherwise set aside. And if you don't do something to protect yourself, you stand to lose everything.
    I know that sounds dire. (yeah, sounds really dire! :rolleyes: )

    But I'm really that worried.

    Fortunately, there are steps you can take.

    I'll show you three of them -- each a solid hedge against the coming bust -- that I urge you to consider taking today, right now. As soon as you're finished reading this report. First off, I'll give you the proof that the onslaught's coming. Then it will be up to you to decide how you want to protect yourself. Make no mistake -- I'm serious about this warning.

    So serious, I'll even pay you to get ready ( Agora marketing hack reeling out the "heavy guns" here :rolleyes: )

    Yep, you're reading that right. I'll pay you to protect your own money.? How so? Look, this is no hiccup on Wall Street we're talking about. It's a sweeping wipeout of wealth. Quite possibly, the most widespread fallout in the mainstream financial community in the last 76 years.

    Bigger than Enron. (GASP! :eek: )

    Bigger than the bust of 2000. (GASP! :eek: )

    Worse than '90-'91 and worse than the stock market bust of '87. (GASP! :eek: )

    Yet as far as I can tell, nobody's watching. Nobody's preparing. (GASP! :eek: )

    Worse, experts who should know better are telling you the exact opposite lies ahead. (GASP! :eek: )

    What I see as a crisis ( Geez, this guy must be a freaking visionary! ) , they see as a hiccup. What I'll show you is just the tip of the iceberg, they see as a so-called "buying opportunity." They couldn't be more wrong. And no advice could be more dangerous. As you'll see in the paragraphs below. ( Many, many, many paragraphs below, edited out for iTulip readers - this was the longest email I've ever received!! )

    I urge you to pay close attention. ( :eek: :eek: :eek: )

    If you do nothing else, at least heed this part of my message. (we are all eyes and ears Mr. Wiggish, er Wiggin!)

    Now is NOT a time to rush out and buy more stocks. OR to load up on new "bargains" in the property market. (GASP! :eek: )

    Quite the opposite. As you're about to see, the smartest thing you could do right now is...

    ___________

    "GET OFF THE BEACH!" --- What could I mean by that? ( how about a little plagiarism?? :p :p :p )

    ___________

    Years ago, I'm sure you remember, killer "tsunami" waves in crashed down on miles of Asian coastline. Moments before, there was no warning. Skies were blue. A breeze blew in from the ocean. Then the ocean sucked out the tide, by hundreds of feet. Tourists snapped pictures. Children and locals ran out to collect shells and play with fish, flopping in puddles... oblivious to the crushing wall of water on the horizon. Until it was too late. (GASP! :eek: )

    The devastation wiped out nearly 300,000 victims, in barely the blink of an eye.

    I'm not trying to make light of a tragedy. ( here the literary "financial journalism" hack assumes a dignified posture )

    What I'm telling you is that it's not always easy to see what's on the horizon. What looks like an opportunity can also be the lull before the real disaster comes crashing down. And right now, in the U.S. property market, we're facing exactly that kind of situation. The tide on soaring real estate has ebbed... to some, it might even look like a chance to wander out and snap up property at new "low" prices... BUT DON'T BE FOOLED! Because the real wave of devastation -- in property and on Wall Street -- still looms on the horizon. (GASP! :eek: )
    ... ... ...

    And so-on and so-forth. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH - (extrapolate the BLAH BLAH BLAH for another TWO OR THREE KILOMETERS LONG WEB PAGE MARKETING BLURB ) .

    And then after a loooonnng blurb at the end about how comparatively cheap this ground breaking advisory service is - the following clammy sales pitch finale -

    Does at sound fair?

    I certainly hope so. Because I'd feel better knowing, as soon as possible, that you've taken these steps and that you're ready to protect yourself and your money with these moves.

    Don't let yourself down. ( :eek: :eek: :eek: ) Look everything over, and make up your own mind. Just so long as you let me know before the April 2nd deadline. ( A.K.A - Don't be left behind!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: )







    Click the button below to let me know what you decide.
    Yours for a Wealthy, Healthy, and Safer Future,
    Addison Wiggin,
    Publisher, The Survival Report
    P.S.: I keep returning to a favorite quote from Ludwig Von Mises:
    "There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as a result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved."

    POST SCRIPT - If you have the marked impression that you've encountered this Misesian axiom elsewhere, fear not! Your senses are not failing you! You have indeed encountered this Misesian axiom quoted in so many places it's becoming like the miraculous GOODYEAR TIRE! ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES OF TOURING DUTY, AND STILL GOING STRONG !!! ROPE-A-DOPE !!!
    Last edited by Contemptuous; December 27, 2007, 04:26 PM.

  • #2
    Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

    Originally posted by Lukester View Post
    NEW! Build a Fortress of Protection Around Your Wealth...

    The Triple-Edged
    HOUSING HEDGE
    of 2007-2011
    what a pack of hacks. the original's better, never mind a 16 months earlier.

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    • #3
      Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

      You got it Metalman. Now fire up some brimstone and sulphuric acid to dump on the likes of these money grubbing maggots on your new thread.

      For the record: EJ's doing a superb job of educating even recalcitrant wooden headed donkeys like me (we mean well). iTulip is providing a superb service to those who have even a scrap of curiosity to understand the distortions and marketing spin swirling around us. Compliments to their entire staff on this effort too!

      Meanwhile. the Agora "marketing bilge" is the hapless little worm impaled on the fishing hook these guys put out onto the water, to reel in new little "fresh mackerel" clients - and the editor in chief of that outfit does not impress me much either.

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      • #4
        Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

        Er EJ has reached me as yet Luke.......may be a bit far down for him.
        Mega

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        • #5
          Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

          Originally posted by Mega View Post
          Er EJ has reached me as yet Luke.......may be a bit far down for him.
          Mega
          Don't take it personally. We are 5,000 members strong with 636 active, meaning they post and send emails to us and to other members, and we have hundreds of paid subscribers. Posts now average about 100 per day, and the email load is up there, too. Unable to keep up with all of the posts and emails from both paid subscribers and non-subscriber members, paid subscribers did not feel it was fair for us to ignore their questions while addressing non-subscribers' questions. We adopted the policy over the summer that subscribers' posts and emails are given priority over non-subscribers. If we don't get to your question, it's because we are busy keeping up with requests from subscribers.
          Ed.

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          • #6
            Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

            I think he meant that he had yet to grok EJ's thesis.

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            • #7
              Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

              Originally posted by WDCRob View Post
              I think he meant that he had yet to grok EJ's thesis.
              no he's whining that ej hasn't responded to his 'where's the crash?' troll threads. gee... can't imagine why he hasn't.

              whatever. on a more actionable topic, anyone else here think overstock.com stock is looking like a buy now that the ceo pushed it down? see... CNBC Overstock CEO interview

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              • #8
                Re: Agora Financial Marketing "Whiskey & Gunpowder" Hacks Rip Off iTulip Themes

                Lukester: For the record: EJ's doing a superb job of educating even recalcitrant wooden headed donkeys like me (we mean well). iTulip is providing a superb service to those who have even a scrap of curiosity to understand the distortions and marketing spin swirling around us. Compliments to their entire staff on this effort too!

                Mega: Er EJ has [not] reached me as yet Luke.......may be a bit far down for him.

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