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  • Obese Americans No Problemo

    Need to be wanted after all the bad press? Schedule a rendering down South America way ;)

    LIMA, Peru (AP) — A gang in the remote Peruvian jungle has been killing people for their fat, the police said Thursday, accusing the gang’s members of draining fat from bodies and selling it on the black market for use in cosmetics.

    Three suspects have confessed to killing five people for their fat, said Col. Jorge Mejía, chief of Peru’s anti-kidnapping police. He said the suspects, two of whom were arrested carrying bottles of liquid fat, told the police it was worth $60,000 a gallon.
    Colonel Mejía said the suspects had told the police that the fat had been sold to intermediaries in Lima, the capital. While police officials suspect that the fat was sold to cosmetic companies in Europe, he said he could not confirm any sales.


    Six members of the gang remain at large, he said, adding that in addition to the five killings to which the suspects had confessed, the gang might have been involved in dozens of others. Mr. Castillejos told the police that the band’s fugitive leader, Hilario Cudena, had been killing people to extract fat for more than three decades.
    At least 60 people are listed as missing this year in Huanuco Province, where the gang is believed to have operated.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/20/wo...l?ref=americas

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    Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

    Don there is no limit to your efforts to bring us all the news of the world.:eek:

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      Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

      Originally posted by cjppjc View Post
      Don there is no limit to your efforts to bring us all the news of the world.:eek:
      I fear reality, such as its presented to us, is having an effect. This was, after all, in today's Times.

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        Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

        Apparently they can get 'Fight Club' in the jungle in Peru

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        • #5
          Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

          You beat me to it.

          I was about to post "bet it's a hoax"

          Originally posted by c1ue View Post
          Apparently they can get 'Fight Club' in the jungle in Peru

          If it's not a hoax, though - what are these victims to be called?

          Megafauna?

          (nothing to do with our own Mega)

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          • #6
            Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

            Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
            You beat me to it.

            I was about to post "bet it's a hoax"



            If it's not a hoax, though - what are these victims to be called?

            Megafauna?

            (nothing to do with our own Mega)
            Seldom, on that level of reporting, is the Times fooled. Their job, as we all know, is to do the much broader foolin' ;)

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            • #7
              Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

              I heard this on NPR as well. Apparently there are lots of past stories about early settlers doing this type of thing to native dwellers, but they are basically old wives tales.
              It's the Debt, stupid!!

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                Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                that settles it. no trips to peru unless i lose more weight.

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                • #9
                  Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                  Maybe US clinics should start paying to do liposuction on people and 'live off the fat', so to speak. I can see it now: "Get Free Lipo and a $500 Cinnabon Gift Card!" It's a form of recycling, I suppose.

                  Jimmy

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                  • #10
                    Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                    If this is legit, we're only looking at half the story. What does this portend for Euro cosmetic futures? :eek:

                    My wife sagely comments- merely a name change ;)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                      Originally posted by jk
                      that settles it. no trips to peru unless i lose more weight.
                      Originally posted by jimmygu3
                      Maybe US clinics should start paying to do liposuction on people and 'live off the fat', so to speak. I can see it now: "Get Free Lipo and a $500 Cinnabon Gift Card!" It's a form of recycling, I suppose.
                      This is all just a case of poor marketing.

                      If it were called involuntary cosmetic medical tourism...

                      Lipo boot camp?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                        Does anyone know the 'advantage' human fat would have, I suppose, over animal fat? Compatibility? Could this be, in its own so-now way, the New Green in Cosmetics

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                          Re: Obese Americans No Problemo

                          Perhaps this is a new solution to the energy crisis? fat is oil is oil!

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                          • #14
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                            Being vegetarian, I think I'll stick with hufu: http://www.strangenewproducts.com/20...man-flesh.html

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                            • #15
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                              I've been eating McDonalds everyday since this post. I want 20k per man boob.

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